Ray Kurzweil: The Secret Keynote?

Our Patron Saint, the Honorable Dr. Kurzweil recently gave the keynote for the GDC08...The Game Developers Conference. We were sent a 'Secret' and probably fictional, somewhat maybe slanderous photo of Ray's Other Keynote. We can't guarentee the validity of this and telltale signs of the Photoshoping might be there, but we are going to pretend it is as accurate as anything else we publish here.
Whats next for Ray? What is always next with Ray -- Sex With Robots!!! This is why he was brought back on to Kurzweil Music Systems...not because he was the founder, but to get us all in the mood with the next generation synth / AlGoreRythmic Music Generator (which we believe is an alarmist software program that is pretty stiff...MANBEARPIG!!!)
Take a read on over at the tipstech.info site for some real information.

NAMM news is old news, by now, but Kurzweil finally have some preliminary specs up on their
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